how to make a woman happy

selalu org cakap, org lelaki ni susah nak paham jiwa org perempuan...

pentafsiran org lelaki trhdap kemahuan org perempuan ni x sma ngn pe yg org prmpuan harapkn..

*jappp...aku pening ngt ayat ni...hahaha*

contoh la kan...

ahmad : apsal you diam je?

minah : xde pape la...*mulut duckface*

ahmad : betol ni you ok?

minah : betol la *still duckface*

ahmad : tu yg muncung tu knpa? gantung baju kt mulut tu baru tau...

minah : senyum la ni...*memaksakan diri senyum*

ahmad : nak makan kat mana ni?

minah : pegi la tanya kt prmpn yg you dok tenung x berkelip mata td tu...huh!

ahmad : *pulakkkk...*

hahahaha...

ni salah satu contoh situasi yg aku baca kat tenet...

main point sbnrnya minah tu jeles si ahmad tu dok tengok prmpn len x berkelip mata...

tp minah tu xmo bgtau secara direct yg dia jeles tp bgtau melalui perbuatan dia...

ahmad pulak lumpy sgt lambat pick up yg minah ni ad something wrong...

minah wt cmtu nk suruh si ahmad ni recall balik pe yg dia da wt beberapa minit yg lalu sbb dia nakkan perhatian dari ahmad supaya sentiasa alert ngn emosi si minah ni...

kalau minah tu ckp direct je dia jeles kn senang keje ahmad tu...

hahahaha...

kesimpulannya, camne nk wat perempuan happy?

kihkihkih....

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utk teruskan adegan seterusnya, sila birukan mata hitam anda...

hahaha...

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Feed him

2. Sleep with him

3. Leave him with peace

4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)

5. Don't bother him with his movements

So what's so hard about that?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:

It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend (paling wajib)

2. a companion (sentiasa ada ketika suka @ duka)

3. a lover (x reti nk describe cmne...it's complicated...hahaha)

4. a brother (harus!)

5. a father (opkos sebab a father is a king to a daughter even she met her prince)

6. a master (be like a pro dude!hahaha)

7. a chef (lelaki yg pandai masak ni sgt comel...hahaha)

8. an electrician (blh tlg tgk2kn kalau ada brg letrik rosak...paling xpn reti nak baiki lampu & suis yg rosak)

9. a plumber (jd penyalamat tatkala sinki sumbat)

10. a mechanic (hero tatkala kereta rosak...paling xpn tuka kan tayar yg flat...hehehe)

11. a carpenter (blh tlg anak2 siapkan projek kemahiran hidup...hahaha)

12. a decorator (jd mcm eric leong tu...cantik takkk???hahaha)

13. a stylist (blh bg opinion ble nak shopping baju)

14. a sexologist (ape ke bnda ni eh?hahaha)

15. a gynecologist (paham hal2 penyakit prmpn...plg2 pun tau nak atasi problem period pain...hoihhhh)

16. a psychologist (tau cmne nk cool down kn emosi prmpn yg plg x pn sebulan skali yg mcm ribut taufan tu...if you are number 15, you've got what I mean)

17. a pest exterminator (xde la sama2 menjerit kalau nampak lipas ngn tikus dlm rmh...hahahaha)

18. a psychiatrist (rasa2nya lebih kurang je ngn no 16)

19. a healer (penyembuh di kala kesakitan...mini doctor pun boleyyy)

20. a good listener (x mampu selesaikn mslh pun at least sedia la tadahkn telinga dgr bebelan ketidakpuashatian terhadap perilaku org lain trhadapnya...hahahaha)

21. an organizer (sesuai dipasangkan dgn org yg x pndai urus diri dgn baik)

22. a good father (wajib!)

23. very clean (penting! kuku mesti pendek...xde hitam2 ni...)

24. sympathetic (aku rs yg ni lebih kurang cam no 20)

25. athletic (da siap shopping, masa loading brg dlm kete baru terperasan ada barang tertinggal dlm supermarket...dgn sepantas kilat anda berlari utk jadi hero...wakakaka...)

26. warm (aslkn bukan hot-tempered...menci tau...kihkihkih...)

27. attentive (sama je ngn no 20 n 24)

28. gallant (gallant means gagah...jd pembawak brg2 berat tatkala shopping...huhuhu)

29. intelligent (cakap pun brbudi bahasa...memang melting la...hahaha)

30. funny (blh gk tlg hepikn diri disaat rasa nak senyum pun x mampu)

31. creative (sama mcm no 12)

32. tender (sama mcm no 26)

33. strong (sama mcm no 28)

34. understanding (sama je ngn no 20, 24 n 27)

35. tolerant (tolak ansur la sket...ladies first kan...kihkihkih)

36. prudent (buat pape pun teliti je...lebih kurang cm no 21)

37. ambitious (cita2 kena tinggi...xkan smpai tua nak menyewa je...you've should got what I mean...hehehe)

38. capable (sama cm no 6)

39. courageous (kalau xde yg ni, mesti no 17 x mampu buat...hahaha)

40. determined (sama mcm no 37)

41. true (no lie...no lie...no lie...)

42. dependable (jadi lelaki toksah nak manja2 sgt..cepuk karang...hahaha)

43. passionate (sama mcm no 37 ngn 40)

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly (klu nak puji biar ikhlas...klu x, sila dok diam2...hahaha...garang kan?)

45. go shopping with her (come on la...berjalan 10 000 langkah baik utk jantung tau...xkn xnk sihat kot....mihmihmih..taktik sgt)

46. be honest (sama mcm no 41)

47. be very rich (errrr...aku rasa x perlulah smpai kaya raya...at least berkemampuan pun memadai...kaya tu satu bonus)

48. not stress her out (jgn jd penambah masalah especially saat PMS...hahaha...sila gugel sendiri kejadah pe PMS tu...)

49. not look at other girls (toksah tamak sgt...hahahaha)

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention (harus! kalau x jadi mcm kisah ahmad ngn minah...wakakakaka)

51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself (semestinya!)

52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes (mengawal jgn sampai terlalu mengongkong)

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. never forget :

*birthdays (yg ni x igt merajuk seminggu...hahahaha)

*anniversaries (punca2 merajuk jugak rasa2nya kalau lupa yg ni...)

*valentine (x sambut pun...so, it's okay klu lupa yg ni)

*arrangements she makes (penat2 da buat boleh lupa...grrrr...mendatangkan murka ni...hoihhh)

sumber

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amek kawww...

53 perkara yg perlu ada utk seorang lelaki menghepikan perempuan...

mcm lebih kat side perempuan pun ada....

wakakaka...

gler kentang betol...

nak tggu jumpa lelaki ada kesemua 53 sifat ni, mau x kawen aku nnt...hahahaha...

tapi kan, abah aku ada hampir kesemua kriteria di atas...

cool kan abah???

as i said before...

a father is always a king of a daughter even she met her prince...

so, opkos la aku nak future prince aku nanti sehebat king aku jugak....

mihmihmihmih....

sekian nukilan dari insan yg xdpt BR1M atas sebab masih dapat baucer buku...errrr... I da tamat pengajian kot...mungkin sbb blm smpai PhD lg...hahahaha...